Retweet me (that's you team twitter!) Twitter is hiring, a LOT, check out www.twitter.com/jobs and tell your friends!

Pretty flippin' psyched to be joining the amazing @instagram team next week as employee #6. Wanna be #7? http://t.co/alc9TtY #hiring #in

http://t.co/M06KTu4o

The Twitter Platform Team is looking for a Front-End Engineer: Want to learn more? Go to http://jobvite.com/m?3PNxVfwO

shoulda just called it Femail

today's Twitter outage was a result of everyone being on the roof sipping pimms and playing croquet #oops

manly bike for sale http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/765370039.html

that was fucking epic

excited to welcome @ronnerd to the Twitter Recruiting team...University Recruiting is GO

yo dawg I heard you like facebook so I put a facebook in your gmail http://valleywag.gawker.com/5467954/

Please, please take this burning man decompression party out to the desert and leave it there

@ded could you launch instagram into space?

@goldman so true, awesome to live in a country without any inherited power http://t.co/ecW2EFo

I whip my hair back and forth #inmydreams

Used volumizing shampoo this morning, nobody seems to have noticed

“@laura: @oliryan @tyip @iano we are going to put you in the locker next.” world pay attention to how mean twitter employees are #occupy

@iano save a horse ride a corgi

@lisaphillips separate shirt maybe?

moobs like Jabba

people who design packaging for electronics are dicks