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people think im kidding when i say im crazy. sorry im open about it and don't give a fuck
Being a lady is exhausting
Some people do meth, I open 4 different windows of clothing websites, put a bunch of stuff in each cart and then close them.
Accidentally called a 15 year old boy with 'flow' a girl today ... needless to say, I never even felt bad.
Sometimes I see a baby and think "Aww, I want one!" Then I find my TV remote in the fridge again and think "Yeah, maybe I'm not ready."
I can't wait to eat lobster
Give a man a fish & he'll probably stick his dick in it. Teach a man to fish & he'll just keep fucking the fish you gave him. Men are weird.
I think I could drive to town with my eyes closed
I hope you're never content with your life. I wish for you all the hunger and thirst that will lead you to bigger and more beautiful things.
If ur name is Jessica and u were born after the original Jurassic Park then go ahead and flip off your parents for not naming u Jurassica
No matter how old I get, i'm always gonna call my dad, daddy. No father or dad bullshit.
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie in his Pixar collection except one:
He's never gonna give you Up.