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I'm going to adopt a pants-free lifestyle. A free butt is a happy butt.
dismantling a "bedframe" in my underwear because what else am i going to do with my "friday" night
touching it, knowing it is absolutely filled with organs
Staring down at my tummy while doing plank pose going "HOW DOES IT MAKE THIS SHAPE"
what i wanna know is wHY DID RYAN WATCH FOODFIGHT THREE FUCKING TIMES
paid my rent on the shitter. the future is here
jiggles downstairs in the nude to investigate the freezer
once in a rare while, instead of feeling angry or upset, i will teach someone something new in the kitchen and feel a lot better
Full-time chain baker moonlighting as a smut artist. Froyo addict. Posts are potentially NSFW. Have fun!