Kerosene, LPG, Petrol, Diesel. In short KLPD.

She is so beautiful that even Helium, Neon and Argon would want to bond with her.

Unscrew life. Grab a drink.

Knock Knock | Who? | Yaa | Yaa Who? | Yahoo is dead! Long live Yahoo!

@69fubar I got 99 probs. All are bitches. #someonesaid

.@airtel_presence No one looked into my issue so I threw my modem out of balcony in frustration. Please to officially disconnect it now.

Don't rub on me like you intend to erase me.

A .jpeg is worth a thousand .txt.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Say that again and I'll f*ck you.

Prime reason for software bugs : Some people lose CTRL while doing CTRL+C & CTRL+V.

I saw this written on someone's T-Shirt : "Powered By Idli. Driven by Sambhar."

Any Salesforce.com developers here? Need help. (Pls RT..)

You started working for your company and stopped working for your dreams. As simple as that. RT @shakti_shetty

I find it strange - my biggest critics are the persons who do not know me.

A fellow called Bose dies. He is buried. What happens? Bose decay. RT @punvati #fb

The scissors are scheduled to traverse my hairline tomorrow.

Your social graph. Google knows it all : http://www.google.com/s2/search/social

Awesome! RT @metalsaint: ROFL RT @journo_anu: Stop asking me wot is #ftw.. it is #wtf in doggie style! :P

May the fourth be with you.

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