@dogboner what happens when Brian Setzer breaks up w/ his girlfriend? HE up-Setzer

@fartpalace 4 rt's 20 fav's, I can't possible fav this tweet now pic.twitter.com/Hc9BO6HKeH

Bit Shifter is like, so totally dreamy. (Drunkest thing I'll tweet tonight ok) #blip12ny

@wrasalbum88 I'LL NEVER GET TIRED OF A NINE SECOND SAX CLIP LOOPING ENDLESSLY JUST TRY ME

@regisl *EATS A FINGER SIZED CHUNK OF FINGER*

I'm laughing because every time I try to take a picture of myself I keep thinking I look like @bencarignan w/ piercings pic.twitter.com/Tx6nt4J8

'Brinstar' is just such a good word

@dudehugs you stare at each other until one person combusts. that person loses

@dudehugs jah feel. jah definitely feel.

@denimalley Just finished The Rook & absolutely loved it, man. A real treat to read from start to finish. So totally stoked for the sequel~

@sidewalk_yawn you're back! <3

@rekcahdam @brightprimate rofl I love that the origins of this is me bitching about a klondike bar

@upsettummy I made the biggest D: face at this tweet

I LOVE THIS CONTROLLER #matteblack pic.twitter.com/qGBIL03zSj

BLOOD FOR CUPCAKES @valrus @regisl pic.twitter.com/9xW5McKdYM

@meat_tornado_ but are you a stone cold steve austin

There's this smilie input thing next to the period and delete buttons that I always hit accidentally :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

staring at the airport carry on sizer, wondering how many boxes of cheez-it's I could fit into it on my way back to canada

the guy who was whacked out on coke the other night just walked by and whispered 'virtual high five' to me while making a weird hand gesture

@upsettummy following upset tummy while I have an upset tummy seems appropriate