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  • OneFunnyBastard
      Chris Burns @OneFunnyBastard

    As wife and I walked into a bar, the bartender told her she looked amazing.

    I think I'll order whatever he's having.

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Favorite Food: Sandwiches Favorite Book: Magazine FavoriteThing To Do: Stuff