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It's not a democracy, it's a republic; socialism is not facsism and OMG I could throw something at you and still be making a better argument
For every time my cat makes me mad, there's another when he kills a spider for me.
Sent from atop a tall chair.
Sent from atop a tall chair.
Got one of those lids with the hole not quite punched through, so my coffee screams in terror every time I drink from it. AS IT SHOULD.
Just bought a dress that would fit if I lost 10 pounds. Can I have my Typical Woman merit badge now?
Appended definition of me: I'm the person my boss comes to when she's liquidating the old logo wine glasses and champagne flutes.
Hey there, "RU4GIVN." I'd ask you to stop driving like an asshole but I'm fairly sure it's all you know how to be.
The problem with living alone and opening a bottle of wine is you have to drink it so fast.
I mean, the great thing about living alone...
I mean, the great thing about living alone...
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PMDD has given me a headache, nausea, muscle fatigue, and a bad attitude... But my boobs look FANTASTIC.
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Just got called out for looking like the mother from Gilmore Girls. I look good for looking 15 years older than I am. What.
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This year, my mother's lifestyle and fashion sense changed to no hair, one boob, 5 tattoos and going radioactive. Rock on. #beatcancer
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Dear pretty construction boys in my hallway: I love you as sincerely as I have loved anyone else I've ever said that to. Buy you a beer?
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Saw a car rear-end a schoolbus in front of the porn store. NO ONE WAS HURT, so it's safe to make a joke. Just don't know what that joke is.
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We've secretly replaced Autumn's tea with Yerba Mate, let's see if she noZOMG I SEE SO MANY COLORS!!
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I'll stop laughing at these "values voters" when they each become blood/organ/marrow donors and reject the death penalty. Pro-Life my ass.
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OH: "Someone will need to rescue me, those are not my people. My easy to remember rule: If they play banjos, they got rifles."
Duly noted.
Duly noted.
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Cheap vodka and V8 do not a Bloody Mary make. But don't worry, I have a vivid imagination.
And *lots* of black pepper.
And *lots* of black pepper.
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Conclusion: It takes 1.5 days of being back at work to destroy any sense of relaxation and non-stress gained from 10 days vacation.
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