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Dude's name is the sound effect from Law and Order. How awesome is that? #DongDong #trampoline
Mock me all you want, Mom, but that onion I was chopping just told me a very sad story. *sniffle*
Star Trek 2: Benedict Cumberflare
You call it Lent, I call it National Fast-Food Chains Would Like To Remind You They Have A Fish Sandwich Month.
Rumors of the amount of sleep I've been getting have been greatly exaggerated.
RIP Google Wave
Happy Anniversary to my lovely parents. What can we learn from this? That the secret to a long marriage is tequila.
My father is Catholic and my mother is Protestant. We usually receive Nerf guns from the Easter Bunny. That's traditional, right?
Hey Kansas/Missouri: You should be listening to and supporting Soft Reeds. So good.
An owl just swooped me when I got out of my car. I would like to think he was giving me a high five.
* Card-Carrying FOT * Cinephile * Live-Musicaphile * Vegeheuvian *