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Star Trek 2: Benedict Cumberflare

#Firstpost is sloppy, but it's pizza. Just as it should be. @karlfun  http://vine.co/v/bJz3HDntzKw 

It's full of stars. @belgianthings #roKCtober http://t.co/SlYwNuUg

"I feel like ma boogerz are gonna be colorful for daaaayyz!" - @insolentpanda

Dude's name is the sound effect from Law and Order. How awesome is that? #DongDong #trampoline

Don't get me wrong, I appreciate the skill level. But, when I watch the trampoline guys, all I can see is a salmon jumping upstream.

"Conspiracy Against Naptime" would make a terrible band name.

.@asimone, a master student of the art of Philosoflail.

Three antihistamine pills, fresh sheets, and 4x the vacuuming, means my fellow has finally met the cats. Boys are sooooo much effort.

RIP Google Wave

Bartered a tiny cup for an Umbrella Bed CD in the #johnslaught lobby. #Wits pic.twitter.com/lJPLXasY

Made it to the #johnslaught! #wits http://t.co/uumMck4u

Pretty excited they let me buy a ticket to @johnmoe and @munsongs Wits! with @hodgman and @mountain_goats, even though my name isn't John.

Just passed @overlandparker on my way into O'Dowds. What is this, a tweet up?

@jamietie "Step by step, inch by inch, slowly I turn... [back to the Internet!]"

Oh hai.

It's End of The World Day, Twitter. Better make your sandwiches count.

Hey guys, sorry I haven't been here lately. How many Trumang jokes do I need to star?