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Saw a cloud today that looked like a rhinoceros mounting an igloo. The igloo could have been smiling, it was hard to tell.
That itch that is buried deep in the bottom of your foot that you can't scratch no matter how hard you try? I work with her.
I took a nap that was 41 tweets long.
If I'd pursued just about anything in my life with the unerring attention I can't stop giving this hangnail right now, I'd be somebody.
Me and the hub went out to play in the new snow. Was really fun for about four minutes. Then we just felt like two old cold people.
Wow, it's 4:20. Seems like there was something I was supposed to do but I forget what it was... Where's the Doritos?
Why do I shower off all these expensive aromatic creams and lotions and then just put them back on?
Sometimes when bunches of people die, I wonder what God has going on. Dennis Hopper and Gary Coleman... a weird remake of Fantasy Island?
Mixed my contacts up this morning and got them in the wrong eyes. Gonna be a good day, I can see that. Oh, wait... no I can't
It would be really funny if Oprah married Deepak Chopra because, well, you know.
Eye appointment in the am. Then driver's license photo. With dilated pupils... LOL Will come in way handy next time I get pulled over, no?!
The fact that there are actually cannibals in the world keeps eating at me.
Some old fat guy in a red suit sitting by a bucket ringing a bell called me a Ho today. Three times. WTF.
The truly great thing about Life is that it gives you a new opportunity to screw things up every single day!
I think it's cool that there's a word for everything. It's "everything."
When you get tired of the drama and the cleavage and all that, I'll still be here. Senile, but here.
Well, not *everybody* was Kung fu Fighting.
Not adding locations to my tweets. What I have to say is unimportant/irrelevant no matter where I am when I write.
Whoever said you can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd should hang out with me for a week or so.
Weird to think that you're there reading and I'm here writing and you're there writing and I'm here reading.
She's got the devil in her eyes... Only one way to exorcise him... One wink at a time ~ The Replacements I RT your tweets about WINKS ;)