Nothing sexier than people who don't apologize for being exactly who they are.

Hey smart girls, don't hide that shit. Be proud of your brain. It's fucking brilliant and it makes you beautiful.

I have an angel on one shoulder, and a devil on the other. I'm also deaf in one ear.

Getting to know the person behind the avi can be the most exciting thing about Twitter.

To guys on bottom from a girl on top: when she slows down and her eyes roll back... it's not over. That's when you grab her hips and drive.

I want someone who will love the fuck outta me. But I'd even settle for someone who could fuck the love outta me.

I'd take a picture of what I'm doing right now, but they call that evidence.

A facebook friend posted, "I'm not ashamed of Jesus." It took every single ounce of my willpower not to reply, "Uh oh. What did he do now?"

Sometimes the memory attached to music beats so deeply that it harmonizes with your heart, strums your soul, and rocks you to the core.

Sure I want to be appreciated for my mind and my heart...

...but when you look at me, I still want you thinking, "I'd like to tap that."

There are two buzzing sounds that I truly adore: my vibrator and a tattoo gun.

There is an alluring confidence that comes from embracing your unique quirks and idiosyncrasies. There is beauty in being perfectly flawed.

Twitter is like hanging in the locker room talking shit. We pump each other up, put on our game faces and go fight the battles of real life.

Be a lover, but love to fight.
Fight to make it better.
Fight to make it work.
Fight to find the answers.
Fight to protect what you love.

I'm not the girl next door, I'm the naughty mommy down the street.

I can wear the pants in the relationship, but I feel so much sexier going commando in a skirt.

I want your time.
I want your attention.
I want your trust.
I want your affection.
I want your laughter.
I want your connection.
I want you

A tough girl, a warrior, yet even she needs a soft touch. She stands strong, walks tall, but even a champion can only carry so much.

My jokes are best punctuated with an elbow and a, "Get it?"

The stupidest thing I do on a regular basis is reverting back to thinking it takes someone else other than myself to make me happy.