@thethomason You don't have to work so hard for us on your special day, forget the yelling, just get drunk.

@rockabillyjay You are lucky, most nail technicians don't speak English and certainly don't wear such adorable pajamas.

@youequallove: @rockabillyjay You equal love!" equation true if love =peanut butter cups & a vengeance for @menshumor

@thethomason I actually WAS one, & yes I tasted like icing-all the time.

@rockabillyjay Oh, if I could find Lumpy Space Princess Barbie 4 my daughter & p.s. WOW way 2 be the Dad that makes others look like chumps

@rockabillyjay That last one was so depressing I think I'll blame Charles Schulz for the % of adults my age on various versions of Prozac.

@rockabillyjay Me too & I also found a Barbie watch & glasses under the couch. Is this the 2011 3D version of one of Dante's levels of hell?

I want to be one of my parallell universe selves tomorrow, any of them who honestly do not give a damn, but are also having a good hair day