Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I sure hope the 4 says no to her future boyfriends as often as she says no to me.
Sunday Night NFL Producers
How many players do you think get themselves pumped by listen to country music.
So what makes you think we do?
Me to 4: Yep. So any time you think I’m being grumpy just bring me 1 of those magic grinch pills.
*eats hand delivered green m&m’s all day*
Yes. My pups have Christmas stockings. I’m tender hearted like that. Now fuck off.
If your panties are big enough for me to tie you to the bed with, I’m probably not interested in tying you to the bed.
It takes one hell of a woman to realize that when you’re lashing out, it’s often your own personal demons you’re fighting.
Wait. Were you just nice to me?
*tilts head slightly to the left like a confused pup*
Dear “No More” Campaign,
Your commercials where the football players are just standing there taking deep breaths… suck.
You must have mistaken me for someone willing to accept less than I deserve.
4: Remember how happy you were when I was born?
Me: I sure do.
4: Good. Now remember that feeling when you go Christmas shopping.
“Ok. Now what.”
Me after each poor decision I make.
Now I know haiku
Wish I didn’t, but I do
Now I’ll annoy you
Just drinking coffee and eating Taco Bell.
Let that sink in…
Drinking coffee and eating Taco Bell.
My GF unplugged my phone before it was charged to 100% and I think this is what breaking up feels like.
Just searched for ideas to prevent my pup from jumping the fence.
The search results… Build a taller fence.
Fuck you Google.
I'm a chick that digs chicks. I love dudes. I just don't fuck them.