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Can you burn down someone's Facebook page?
My poop just reminded me how great cheat day was yesterday.
I hope this fried chicken I'm about to eat knows he's helping me feel feelings again.
I can't bring myself to vine. Just watching someone vine bothers me.
Hey Chick-fil-a, you have on your menu a grilled chicken and fruit salad and peach milkshakes - I think you're sending mixed messages.
My walk of shame usually involves me walking out of a bathroom.
"I don't know what type of twitter presence you THINK you have, but it won't increase without Carlos Danger jokes." - my agent to me
I'm starting a new YouTube series called Comedians on Jet Skis getting Bitches.
I wonder if Drew Carey gets all the perks that Bob Barker had on the Price is Right Like getting to perform puppy abortions.
Comedian NYC - Listen to: hammerfisting podcast every week on itunes