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Janeane Garofalo, Ted Alexandro, Jim Gaffigan , DC Benny and Judah Friedlander on one show...and still some lady wouldn't shut up.
I wish my girlfriend loved me as much as she loves gay guys.
Prince George doesn't impress me. He's a baby. I'm not impressed by a Prince I can crush with my hands.
As a dad, I would hate for my daughters to do porn like the Duke University girl. But as a comic, I'm gonna probably need them to.
I'm bout to dagger this bacon, egg and cheese
Comics don't have health insurance but they do have WWE Network.
Happy 3rd year anniversary, New York. It's been like a fairy tail where I'm always broke and cold.
'Gangnam Style' has been viewed 1.9bil times on Youtube. I'm probably a good 1.2mil of that.
Justin Beiber and my oldest daughter are the same age. Just kidding. He's older. But they are the same sex.
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