I think it's funny that poop spells poop backwards

Twitter is like a person I tell all my random shit to....and when they tell me to shut up I just block them. And they can't fuck up my car..

Wow I'm giving out stars like a 3rd grade special ed teacher.

For the love of all things good in the world I will eat dinosaur chicken nuggets with my daughter for lunch.

I'm the girl that sees 10$ left in the checking account (knowing I get paid tomorrow) and spends it on a 6pk of beer for you.

Studying and I come across the word...gastroenterocolostomy....Monday-1 me-0

I guess my phone doesn't speak proper English.....everything I type comes out like a chinito....only fie dolla mo...

I sleep in the captain Morgan position. and I'm ok with that.

Am I gay if I lick the lid on my coffee cup to find the hole?

Damn 5 fav's in 9 minutes that's like 1 every......eh fuck it I suck at math. Thanks guys :)

he's starring my tweets. I wonder if he notices me noticing him noticing me....

I have to turn off my fb mobile because this bitch won't stop updating. Maybe I'll be facekaze (kamikaze of facebook) and take them all out

If you have to recycle jokes from the internet you're #lame

Yup. Weather sucks here and the only thing to do here is become an alcoholic or make babies.....

The electrician is here but by the amount of crack showing I bet his dream was to be a plumber.

Milk duds are my drug....at the moment

someone found my favstar.... :-) gimme those stars.....I mean if you want to. only if you want to.

First Twitter crush. I don't like labelling it. But its passed I guess. (And they didn't even know I was crushin) perfect.

Crushin and blushin.

Love it when ppl act like they know me. Don't they know you can never truly know anyone? Silly conejo trix are for niños.