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  • OnlyB_me
      JC @OnlyB_me

    I think it's funny that poop spells poop backwards

    • 32
    • FAVS
    FRANKSTALICIOUSKobbejaegerMaui_Speaks______TXFloormanapodixisbenjohnsonart____DocUNeedTheAverageJohn
    • 3
    • RETWEETS
    The_RedSheepdogSkankCoThunderdouche
    SkankCo
  • OnlyB_me
      JC @OnlyB_me

    Twitter is like a person I tell all my random shit to....and when they tell me to shut up I just block them. And they can't fuck up my car..

    • 21
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    FRANKSTALICIOUSKobbejaegerTXFloormanbenjohnsonart____MintyCowDctorFunCBrwnzKimpulses
    • 3
    • RETWEETS
    DctorFuniSarahhhhimtellingmom
  • OnlyB_me
      JC @OnlyB_me

    Wow I'm giving out stars like a 3rd grade special ed teacher.

    • 16
    • FAVS
    Kobbejaegerbenjohnsonart____DctorFunKimpulsesIdStandOnThatnavanaxHoneyman78________sameblackshoes1__
    • 1
    • RETWEET
    SkankCo
  • OnlyB_me
      JC @OnlyB_me

    For the love of all things good in the world I will eat dinosaur chicken nuggets with my daughter for lunch.

    • 14
    • FAVS
    TXFloormanDctorFunKimpulsesHoneyman78________sameblackshoes1__JesTurtle________The_RedSheepdogSkankCo
  • OnlyB_me
      JC @OnlyB_me

    I'm the girl that sees 10$ left in the checking account (knowing I get paid tomorrow) and spends it on a 6pk of beer for you.

    • 10
    • FAVS
    SzargasmDctorFunReeMURDAscirocco88nerdamageJesTurtle________AngryBieberdonni
    • 2
    • RETWEETS
    thatonehotchicJesTurtle________
  • OnlyB_me
      JC @OnlyB_me

    Studying and I come across the word...gastroenterocolostomy....Monday-1 me-0

    • 12
    • FAVS
    DctorFunsilent_musingsjwalkonthemoonSkankComoorbrnt______StellaRtwotAspersioncastEl_nacho_Nigre
  • OnlyB_me
      JC @OnlyB_me

    I guess my phone doesn't speak proper English.....everything I type comes out like a chinito....only fie dolla mo...

    • 9
    • FAVS
    DctorFunsameblackshoes1__JesTurtle________SkankComoorbrnt______HAYUDOIN__________Aspersioncastjwalkonthemoon
    • 2
    • RETWEETS
    DctorFunHAYUDOIN__________
  • OnlyB_me
      JC @OnlyB_me

    I sleep in the captain Morgan position. and I'm ok with that.

    • 9
    • FAVS
    TXFloormanbenjohnsonart____DctorFunsameblackshoes1__llvvzzzGeneralGrevanceJesTurtle________PlatinumShower____
    • 1
    • RETWEET
    JesTurtle________
  • OnlyB_me
      JC @OnlyB_me

    Am I gay if I lick the lid on my coffee cup to find the hole?

    • 10
    • FAVS
    apodixisDctorFundonnisameblackshoes1__The_RedSheepdogjwalkonthemoonSkankCoHAYUDOIN__________
  • OnlyB_me
      JC @OnlyB_me

    Damn 5 fav's in 9 minutes that's like 1 every......eh fuck it I suck at math. Thanks guys :)

    • 9
    • FAVS
    nemoflakesTXFloormanbenjohnsonart____SzargasmTheAverageJohnJesTurtle________scrirc____________GASmithIV
  • OnlyB_me
      JC @OnlyB_me

    he's starring my tweets. I wonder if he notices me noticing him noticing me....

    • 8
    • FAVS
    JasonOfDoomjkramblesDctorFunsameblackshoes1__JesTurtle________GeneralGrevanceMarkyZoLe_Voyageur_
    • 1
    • RETWEET
    DctorFun
  • OnlyB_me
      JC @OnlyB_me

    I have to turn off my fb mobile because this bitch won't stop updating. Maybe I'll be facekaze (kamikaze of facebook) and take them all out

    • 8
    • FAVS
    benjohnsonart____DctorFunHoneyman78________TheReal_AndyMacJayDirt___________GASmithIVGeneralGrevancejohnkolade1987
  • OnlyB_me
      JC @OnlyB_me

    If you have to recycle jokes from the internet you're #lame

    • 8
    • FAVS
    TXFloormanDctorFunsameblackshoes1__JesTurtle________SkankCoHAYUDOIN__________notfaizzymoorbrnt______
  • OnlyB_me
      JC @OnlyB_me

    Yup. Weather sucks here and the only thing to do here is become an alcoholic or make babies.....

    • 8
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    TXFloormanDctorFunsameblackshoes1__JesTurtle________SkankCoHAYUDOIN__________StexcyFunnyInMyHead
  • OnlyB_me
      JC @OnlyB_me

    The electrician is here but by the amount of crack showing I bet his dream was to be a plumber.

    • 7
    • FAVS
    TXFloormanbenjohnsonart____DocUNeedSzargasmJesTurtle________kellysdfGeneralGrevance
  • OnlyB_me
      JC @OnlyB_me

    Milk duds are my drug....at the moment

    • 6
    • FAVS
    TXFloormansameblackshoes1__benjohnsonart____SardonicAnthonyTheReal_AndyMacGeneralGrevance
    • 1
    • RETWEET
    GeneralGrevance
  • OnlyB_me
      JC @OnlyB_me

    someone found my favstar.... :-) gimme those stars.....I mean if you want to. only if you want to.

    • 7
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    TXFloormanDctorFunsameblackshoes1__JesTurtle________Annoyedguy2______GeneralGrevanceTheReal_AndyMac
  • OnlyB_me
      JC @OnlyB_me

    First Twitter crush. I don't like labelling it. But its passed I guess. (And they didn't even know I was crushin) perfect.

    • 7
    • FAVS
    TXFloormanDctorFunsameblackshoes1__JesTurtle________nerdamagepixelpiperGASmithIV
  • OnlyB_me
      JC @OnlyB_me

    Crushin and blushin.

    • 5
    • FAVS
    donniSzargasmobi7k3nobi________PAT_E_ROCKscrirc____________
    • 1
    • RETWEET
    scrirc____________
  • OnlyB_me
      JC @OnlyB_me

    Love it when ppl act like they know me. Don't they know you can never truly know anyone? Silly conejo trix are for niños.

    • 6
    • FAVS
    benjohnsonart____SzargasmdonninerdamageGeneralGrevanceJesTurtle________
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