I dont think i'll ever possess the level of inner peace required to eat with chopsticks.

My baby can't be pounding yam. I can't either. We can employ a "pound guy" as long as u promise his pounding will be restricted to d kitchen

We can't plant money, we can't download food. Einstein and his counterparts died virgins for nothing.

Girls look hot in a Manchester united jersey. Girls look like wife material in an arsenal jersey. Girls look boys in a Chelsea jersey.

Lagos is made up of 3 main places namely "the island", "the mainland" and "are we still in Lagos?"

You told me to write about myself and I did then you mark and give me 65 out of 100! Do you know me more than me?!

Poor guy. When he heard okada ban he didn't know that to the Nigerian police; bicycle, tricycle, skateboard, roller blades are all okadas.

2) What have you added to someone's life? You are all about what is being added to yours. If everyone is like u will anyone add unto any1?

Del piero, pirlo, buffon, all youthful elderly men. The fountain of youth is in Italy and I think it is pizza.

I'm running out of excuses for being late to work. I've used pregnancy, world war, Armageddon, headless horsemen...*sigh*

Life isn't fair. Puff puff and doughnut are actually the same thing but are treated differently.

Boyfriend and boyfriend zone aren't the same thing. Boyfriend zone is a type of friend zone like a boyfriend with no action zone.

1) Just cos someone isn't adding something to your life today, doesn't mean they can't add to it tomorrow.

& there are those people who cant sleep in one position for more than 5mins. Shey you want to cuddle? How about a left jab, right hook?

This year is slow, by this time last year it was already june.

I give not because I expect favour or because I'm rich. I give because I've known what it's like to lack.

Unless you want to save him, never swim close to a drowning man

The things a slap can do to your self confidence.

It differs from ovary to ovary. I know a lady who hates foreplay like an nscdc officer hates channels television.

3) You are self-centred.