Lol RT @aaditee: Relationship status: FarmVille neighbours.

Err, mobile network issues? ! RT @69fubar: why does batman climb high buildings?

Chotu, Ek peti khajoor iss address pe --> @oinkoo: Everybody is giving away dating tips. Nobody is giving me a date.

Fifty years after her death, one figure endures beyond all others ... pic.twitter.com/08o6t5rO

Kripiya iss samay khane ki baatein na kare.. dhanyvad. RT @ichocolatea: The only reason it's called (cont) http://t.co/06zG3tEL

RT @realmindblowing: ancient Greece, when taking an oath, men put their right hand on their testicles, thus the term "testimony"

Yurope
#GujjuCountries
@jayblawgs

Sexiness is not defined by Wt u wear..!!
But it is defined by how u remove it.!!

Giving control to Foreign investors #badMove RT @vidyut: Foreign investment to save economy is like selling gold to pay bills.

#BeingGujju is when you get free advices when you ask for an address

Definitely changing specs would be costly RT @bkchandan: Try another saiyaan ;) RT @yaminihasini Saiyaan nainon ki bhasha samjhe na...

Like Spider Man behind all these webs in my house RT @coolfunnytshirt: Like SandraBullock behind Munaf's (cont) http://t.co/oGEnyTV5

Only bench difference RT @screwdrivr: #Wheniwas13 there was no class difference #sadness :P

LOL RT @gyandutt: Hanumanji is authorised God of land grabbing in Hinduism.

And vocabulary to T9 dictionary RT @nharihar: RT @twitballiye: Damn you smartphones, you have reduced my life to life of your battery.

Abeyance at Twitter and people start unfollow you #lqw

Weird one!! Lol RT @miss_imp0ssible: :O @psych_praditi: She hated herself therefore she killed him as he loved HER so much.

Wats d Difference betwn Ppl who Pray in d TEMPLE & ppl who Pray in d Exam Hall??


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Those in d Exam Hall r damn Serious..!!

@bhavya10 Tubthumping by Chumbawamba...

@inglorious_engg Dan Brown another condom. .. The Last sperm