Love Bombay rains more when I ask relatives to take the harbour line trains to reach my house and I don't have to see them ever again.

I can tell approximate weight of a girl by going through her Instagram account.

"Today, we are all Chidambaram" - Indian Husbands to their wives. #PleaseDontBuyGold

RT if you love Indonesia! pic.twitter.com/rYP2vgxOMS

It's that time of the year where 'SSC results' is googled more than 'Priyanka Chopra'.

Teri sharton pe hi karna hai agar tujh ko qabool...
Yeh sahoolat to mujhe sara jahan deta hai... @akhtar978

Foul mood is a crime against humanity too.

If Leonardo da Vinci posted the Mona Lisa on Instagram today, it would get 30 likes, tops.

Ladki chalu honi chahiye, Sushil toh shinde bhi hai,, :P

weight should be like virginity, once you lose it you can’t get it back

Pyaar aur vafadaari main apne kutte se le lunga, tum baaki cheezein dedo.

Like multi-brand retail, they are coming up with multi-God temples. Difficult to decide where to step-in and get the best deal.

c:\Temp\hrd.dll\hidden\doc files\registry\porn\SunnyLeone to D:\Movies. A small change of folders, a giant leap for a porn star. #Sunnyleone

RT @akash_vaani Udaasiyon ki wajah bohat hai zindagi mein .. Par bewajah khush rehne ka maza hi kuch aur hai

Pollard rubbing his crotch, A cheerleader spraying pepsi over her chest in slo-mo, and Comedy Central is banned.

Real superheroes are people who fight back. For their rights, for the right.

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The girl you're trying so hard to get isn't. OLOLOL.

Wassup Bro?. : Brad pitt to Angelina Jolie. :'D

The only way to end corruption is to make it legal and all payments to be made via IRCTC.

Subway surfers India Edition will be all about avoiding people on top of the train and the ones crapping on the tracks..