Sky looks unreal right now...  http://instagr.am/p/R_DVynElV2/ 

Shave date this Sunday! If you'd like to come watch it go down, inbox me. If you wish to donate go to http://t.co/ncsAfYau & look me up :-)

If you write the word "come" like "cum"... Just stop. Fuckin stop.

What a lovely night. Summertime in full effect @uniquect @gologourmet @iquelz @ralfeezly @starliteve621

When I see a man with gold/platinum/diamond teeth, I don't think "ooh, he got $"- I think "his real teeth must be horrendous"

"what does a sesame seed grow into? We never give them a chance..Wtf is a sesame? Other than a street and a way to open shit?"-Mitch Hedberg

3 FREE tickets to the Christina Perri concert at toads place 2nite. Let me know if interested so they do t go to waste

I'm a karoake dork smh lol - but it's fun.

So someone got stabbed at the citco up the street... For cutting in line. Now stabbing = bad... But that guy was kinda asking for it

Where are u Mr.Sandman?? Funny how u want nothing to do with me until I have to get up for wrk... Smh