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If you write the word "come" like "cum"... Just stop. Fuckin stop.
When I see a man with gold/platinum/diamond teeth, I don't think "ooh, he got $"- I think "his real teeth must be horrendous"
"what does a sesame seed grow into? We never give them a chance..Wtf is a sesame? Other than a street and a way to open shit?"-Mitch Hedberg
3 FREE tickets to the Christina Perri concert at toads place 2nite. Let me know if interested so they do t go to waste
I'm a karoake dork smh lol - but it's fun.
So someone got stabbed at the citco up the street... For cutting in line. Now stabbing = bad... But that guy was kinda asking for it
Where are u Mr.Sandman?? Funny how u want nothing to do with me until I have to get up for wrk... Smh
I just want to sing, write, laugh, love, learn and see the world. I'll update this box when I think of something more clever...