@OrangeHearts' (Anelisa Peacusa) most faved Tweets...
It's okay, guys. Just wash your hands, and you'll survive hypochondria.
Eww. I just grew up a little bit in my mouth.
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talks_in_mathsrememberknowblondediva11CynicalNihilistJa_Laurkillingmeevrythingmustgo
How do you spell wedgie? Weggie? Wedgey? I have one, I guess, is all I'm trying to say.
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alsoyourmomrememberknowknitterpleaseYayaaOMGTrinityTrish1981
Before I sit down, I have to take all the technology out of my butt.
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talks_in_mathsGPappalardoswamiboobarememberknowCynicalNihilistevrythingmustgo
RIP Miley Cyrus? No? Damn.
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swamiboobaroughdictionrememberknowmyraclesblondediva11evrythingmustgo
Why all this "hanging out" business? Can't we just be honest and say "we're gonna totally bang on friday"?
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alsoyourmomdavisloverememberknowyhfTrish1981evrythingmustgo
If I were a teen mom right now, I'd name my daughter Asterix. (*)
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Ishrememberknowhannahbeck8saidmecrse
*Trying to stop herself from rearranging the letters on a sign that says "whispering pines"*
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talks_in_mathsalsoyourmomknitterpleaseTrish1981
So, yea. Sitting duck right here. I even have a big badonk-a-donk.
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GPappalardoImAVeronicacrseyhf
Wow, your wife is even more annoying than you are.
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kolchaklinajkknitterpleasePaulineTV
You could bowl with human heads. They're 8 lbs.
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TheInfamousGdubswamiboobalinajkrememberknow
If you spray a booger with Lysol, it's still a booger. And I still just said booger. 3 times.
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kolchakmonikkabblondediva11JeeNeeBee
Good thing I can't fit in a handbasket.
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SusAnimatedrememberknowurbanhipsterDieLaughing
Boys. With long eyelashes.
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swamiboobarememberknowblondediva11
And I force myself to smile at strangers, because I'm really bad at dealing with people.
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ImAVeronicafelicitouscrse
It's taken most of my will power not to poke the fat kid until he pukes.
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GSouderblondediva11JeeNeeBee
Oh, just in a make-up-lyrics-to-not-even-that-popular-songs-about-what-i'm-doing-atm-they-don't-even-rhyme frame of mind. Why do you ask?
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swamiboobaImAVeronicablondediva11
Sooo "Benjamin Button" was pretty much "The Notebook" backwards. Kind of in the same way as "Some Kind of Wonderful" is to "Pretty in Pink".
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ImAVeronicarememberknowblondediva11
Relate: Nail-polish-fumes-giving-me-a-major-headache-hey-does-that-mean-that-the-nails-come-from-Poland?-ha-ha-ha-ha-*thunk*
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kolchakmyraclesblondediva11
Nobody can be as intelligent as you are without me having a tiny crush on them. I thought you knew that.
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rememberknowOMGTrinity
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