RT @tarasutherland: RT if you know someone who is alive today because you can't afford a hitman

Woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed. At first I was afraid then I was petrified

Congrats to all with your cricket tweets. You have managed to make the most boring game in the world even less interesting.

@kittengloves @margie186 @kiwi_chatter @hayley_jae we've got your back mate.

Received my order from @feesphotography today. Exactly what I asked for, quality product and wonderful service. can't ask for more than that

Happy birthday to @margie186 one of the nicest people on twitter. Lets face it if you don't follow her then you're a moron.

Just won a quiz night! Charity fundraiser and we rocked. My brain is full of useless information.

My ginger loaves smell amazing now if only I can bring Syria and Israel to the table

#FF wonderful people @margie186 @kathadu @kittengloves @kiwi_chatter

NZ has such a chip on its shoulder when talking about any Australian success. Time for us to grow-up without the need for petty rivalry

“@kennewell @kittengloves @kiwi_chatter you two are so lovely. An inspiration. #lovingcouple” so true

How come when I travel, I get seated by barge arses. With fat spilling over the armrests. #itshardbeingperfect

If you are gonna grow a mo for movember, please show your courage by getting a test as well. Simple fast and easy. Could save your life

Taking the moral high ground is very easy, its living there thats hard

Can't believe that we are having another series of NZ's got Talent. I thought we found out last year that we didn't.

“@kitcheng: If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk in my garden forever"” I think I'm going to throw up.

@covlin not passive just thoughtful and reflective. Introverts rock.

I have always lived by the view that people who are rude to restaurant staff are not nice people. #alwaystrue

Just started reading "Quiet" the power of introverts in a world that can't stop talking. Wow.

Gosh wine o'clock can go on a while. Or in my case bourbon o'clock.