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If you are going to tell the world your every stupid thought, at least do yourself a favor and hide your true identity.
Just googled my name and was shocked at the pictures that came up. I have got to be more careful.
Rocking out to old school Beastie Boys. I love controlling the music at work.
It is too cold now. I am ready for summer to come back now, thanks.
Home with my kiddos. Cannot imagine my kife without them. Thoughts and prayers to those families that aren't so lucky.
Kid: What's K.Y? Me: It's a lubricant. Kid:Can you tell me in American? Me: No. I cannot.
Biting my snarky tongue.
Got a long bath. Now sipping my wine. Feeling fine. Haha I can rhyme.
Song: He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you're awake. Teen: Is Santa a stalker?
Biting my tongue and picking my battles.
I start pretty much every morning telling myself I will not yell at my children. I rarely succeed.
Just realized that someone found my blog doing a search for "missing underwear" on the web. Awesome!
No more Miss Nice Girl.
My head is not in the game today.
Today was a big dieting fail. Stupid carbs are my kryptonite.
It is too stinking cold. I love fall but hate cold mornings.
I love that my children enjoy being the subject of my tweets.
My stomach is making awful noises today. Hope the coworkers cannot hear it. Embarassing.
Work Buddy just called me "super bizarre" I am honored.
Daughter, sister, mother, spouse, friend, employee, and possibly your worst nightmare.