@deolkiran @jonahray @joshadammeyers @walshbrothers @brockwilbur @damonwenker and more 9pm in Eagle Rock (plus me) http://t.co/7k43pj0X

#FF @shelleydennis she wants my junk @damonwenker he wants my junk @deolkiran I am pretty sure she recycles @ryanoflan I want his junk

Happy Birthday and a #ff to @remainchampagne one of the funniest guys out there and a great source for news

@merrilldavis weird I'm on the internet to avoid my mother

@hahneric that's racist..you white people are all the same

@mattesonperry #CLAMBAKEWATCH2013

@merrilldavis yeah you know me

@standupfalldown I googled her... I think my company will want to charge you for wasting their time and mine

@standupfalldown Coming up to the stage ..she is ready to show you her pot(s?) of gold...Raaaaaaainbow #rainbow

@deolkiran You don't ?!?! *unfollow*

@brandazzle my phone keeps resending your DM from the night of Bill Murray. it just woke me up again this means something #ineedanewphone

@deolkiran :"Loving parent" "Happy childhood" "Fulfilled Life" "Non-violent relationship" "good friends" #ineedhelp

@brockwilbur
Grandmaster Wiggin & The Furious 5 #endersgamerappers

@deolkiran HELP WANTED-ALL POSITIONS-APPLY WITHIN #nailedit

I missed 11:11 I was going to wish that @deolkiran was into chubby married men #iwontholdmybreath

Daily Walk Highlight: Shirtless hairy old guy non-shalantly heading toward his Porsche #WestSide #LAisweird #veryhairy

Tomorrow I am on RISK! LA at Meltdown Comics at 9pm come see me tell an embarrassing story about my youth  https://www.facebook.com/events/113737635456362/ …

@deolkiran Oh Hollywood bums .... How I miss you ...

@hahneric so the YMCA thing seals the deal huh? That and my no penis policy #nohomo

@brockwilbur you had me at "mouth raped"