Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I don’t care what your ID says sir your Boondock Saints tshirt is telling me quite clearly you aren’t mature enough to purchase alcohol
Miracle Whip is like a Baz Luhrmann remake of mayonnaise.
Yo you ever eat a bitch pussy and realize she's been Liking your enemy's FB updates the whole time
When is it time to talk about Fun. control? Those guys are still fucking terrible.
Being serious about film is like being serious about food: you gotta eat the feet and the brain and the balls, not just the prime cuts.
“Bad work, CNN,” say millions of Americans actively avoiding their current professional responsibilities to post jokes on the Internet
Hey feminists, my girlfriend is planning a wedding for our cats. But I did the dishes. We'll call today a draw.
Modern life is just a bunch of shit the Man invented to keep us from reading books all the time
Whenever people complain about losing a sitcom it's like dude I haven't had a new episode of Coach in fucking fifteen years.
Real talk how is being a feminist any different than being in the Klan
::PTA finishes reading Lloyd’s review of The Master, lights a cigarette:: “It’s clear who the real master is here.”
Glad this wedding stuff is done so I can go back to focusing on the important stuff: my Letterboxd account
Was it just some guy who only had crackers, cheese, some slices of ham, and a tiny candybar and he said “Well I guess this is lunchable.
Sorry it didn't work out between Ben and Kate but you don't complain about losing a nickel on 9/11
I spell hundred “ hunnert” on my rent checks just to get an eye-roll from the leasing office
Tony Soprano famously said "'Remember when' is the lowest form of conversation." This is because he didn't live to see tweets about TV.
It’s slobs vs snobs, and I just untucked my shirt
Ah shit I forgot to write my novel.