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My kids are studying Degas who said, "Painting is easy when you don't know how, but very difficult when you do."
National peanut butter day! I will celebrate with p b cookies. R u going to celebrate?
Most of my underwear r decorated w/ x mas patterns. Old Navy always clearances them and take half off. I buy all they have then. How sad.
Why do my kids only want to talk to me when I am sleeping. Might as well get up. Then no one will talk to me.
Robert Irvine needs to come save this pizza place. He is their only hope!
Went running, well walking, well hobbling along while gasping for air. First time in a long time. Hope I can move tomorrow.
met a sprinter. 2nd fastest man in the world. i raced him around around dairy queen hoping maybe i was the fastest man in the world. I'm not
The stories you are about to read are true. Even though I wish some of them weren't. Most will make you laugh with us, some will make you laugh at us.