I don't care about your religious beliefs, what gender you prefer, or anything else.

Just be interesting.

I gained 27 followers in about 24 hours. At this rate, I'll be to 10k followers in only 25 years! Bet YOU'RE jealous.

I've already got a 2 star tweet?! Damn you guys work fast. I hadn't even finished figuring out who to stalk yet. :l

I try to follow most, but of all you do is talk about yourself, it better be pretty fucking funny.

I'm going to rape all the favstars that are linked in my followers profiles tomorrow. Bank on it.

I'm going to stage a tweetup.. My house, pants optional, tops forbidden. Free for ladies, $1750 for males.
Hit me up for more details.

I'm going to write "You Suck." on my driveway so I can tell you it's the "words on the street"

I've had other names.. now I have this one. Follow it, don't follow it.. Doesn't
Matter To Me.

Remember when you made your first twitter account? Celebrities?! Really?!

We would ridicule the old us.

Where is everyone??

A 5 star tweet already? Now you guys are just buttering me up.

Noticed I've retweeted someone about 4 times that I don't even follow. I live when you guys can find me good tweeters!

@yourcatastrophy good. You couldn't get rid of us if you wanted to. (we doctored the new ink so we could all be inside you.)

I STILL wish people came with a remote. Turn the women on, mute the kids, etc..

Come the fuck ON, technology.

@dawnloveszombie I just love seeing people tweet themselves.. And the subject matter pushed it over the top.

@dawnloveszombie no you dont. You wouldn't remember me even if I told you. Been forever since we kikd it.

@dawnloveszombie yeah but I remember you. Your inner nerd is what makes you hot.

@kirbys4losers fuck em.

@kirbys4losers they rock to ME.

@yourcatastrophy wonderful use of sarcasm! :)