No, Shahrukh Khan she wont be your 'chhamak challo' she's sucking some other Khan off. Tum apne ghar challo.. ooo. #RaOne

What happened to Silk Route, Lucky Ali, Instant Karma and other awesome bands from the '90s? Why is all music on MTV India just Bollywood?

Hindus, respect your God, dont eat meat or drink alcohol on Tuesdays, go to a temple. Harass some girl there. That's fine with your God.

How Google got it's colours. http://t.co/b2KOJZFQ (check out the comments on this vid)

Some people cant RT anything without adding their lame-ass comment "HAHA". Bro, if it is funny I'll HAHA myself. Fuck off.

First 5 overs 1 for 6. Last 5 overs 1 for 54. BAHAHAHAHAHAH #ZAK

Facebook - a cemetery of twitter jokes and hashtags.

#HowTo answer telemarketing calls. http://bit.ly/oyqKpM #Punjabi

Right now BCCI is planning a 7 test 11 ODI series against Bangladesh in India. #ausvind

A pub: the best social network ever.

How much for a RT? theek theek laga lo, do le lenge.

Cant wait for the weekend when I do meaningless stuff on my computer as opposed to weekdays when I do meaningless stuff on my work computer.

Dear India, "pre pone" is a great addition to your vocabulary. Keep it up. And keep that shit to yourself.

Why dont Punjabis living o/seas desperate for freedom go back to Punjab and try to get Khalistan? Not "developed" enough for you?

"You've gained so much weight, stop eating for a day and maybe then you wanna feel like having sex with me tonight" #KarwaChauthExplained

RT @anjassandhu: White roomie: "How do I tell the difference between Punjabis and other Indians?" Me: "You don't. They will tell you".

A colonel in the Indian Army migrates to Australia. Now working as a guard on the local trains. This is how much Indians love 'phoren'

Personally, I think corruption is quite handy. Not only do you get work done quickly you also pay for someone else's kids' education.

Sometimes I write to-do lists so I can tick things off. Mostly I write to-do lists to tick those things off that I've already done.

All South Indians are dark(er) and eat sambhar for breakfast. They speak like this "annapoduvalikenarayatimalamaran"#NorthieStereotyping