Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
So hard to break it to my mom that she was beaten out for "best mother in the whole world!!!!!!" by all my Facebook friends' moms.
Can I be your friend?
RT if you’re being fingered in a Quiznos.
Moms eating roses, children looking on confused?
Thanks for not having me stabbed & vacuumed out of your womb, Mom.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me three times, I have that many kids.
Thanks for the relationship advice, dude who's on the internet 20 hours a day.
Stick a fork in me, I'm into that
The only Spanish I know is Nachos Bellgrande means explosive diarrhea.
A ginormous hug for all of Boston.
Suspect in custody. Officers sweeping the area. Stand by for further info.
I own a Professional Sports Franchise. Don't feel intimidated though, I never think of myself as better than you just because of my Fantasy Football Team.