@genewillis A2: Probably @overlandparker and @jack.

So hard to break it to my mom that she was beaten out for "best mother in the whole world!!!!!!" by all my Facebook friends' moms.

@qu4rtkn33 no way.

Can I be your friend?

RT if you’re being fingered in a Quiznos.

Moms eating roses, children looking on confused?

Thanks for not having me stabbed & vacuumed out of your womb, Mom.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me three times, I have that many kids.

Yes please!! RT @overlandparker: No, your feet aren't nasty. As a matter of fact, my guess is that everyone on Facebook wants to see them

@overlandparker how about the gift of staying away? Keeps on giving and piques interest.

Thanks for the relationship advice, dude who's on the internet 20 hours a day.

+1 RT @david_marine: Hey @chris_smth I broke down and got a Blackberry. It's amazingly great. Take a look. pic.twitter.com/Ave2WhL6At

@rm @overlandparker the @todayshow is getting ready to do piece on GoPro cameras with creator of it ... catch online if you aren't near TV.

Stick a fork in me, I'm into that

@overlandparker yeah, gross. I mean, slightly more gross but still gross.

Thanks to Houston's mayor @anniseparker for joining @bunbtrillog and I last night to support the @houstonrockets  http://twitpic.com/cmphop 

The only Spanish I know is Nachos Bellgrande means explosive diarrhea.

@overlandparker That's funny. As if a Corvette driver ever managed to even reach the speed limit.

A ginormous hug for all of Boston.

Suspect in custody. Officers sweeping the area. Stand by for further info.