RT @FrankConniff: Arizona keeping Obama off state ballot until he presents documentation proving that he won't still be black in November.

RT @LOLGOP: I'm still amazed people repeat the things they hear on Fox News and think they're making sense to actual adults.

RT @SethMacFarlane: Somewhere there’s a lonely old Italian puppetmaker who wants only for Mitt Romney to return home safe.

.@SpeakerBoehner: OK, so Congress has decided we trust in God and pizza is a vegetable. Where's the JOBS? #OWS

RT @DCdebbie: FACT: In N Carolina, first cousins can marry, but not gays. <> The former explains the latter.

RT @HappyExhaustion: If Sarah Palin is still allowed to be called "Governor Palin" I should still be allowed to be called "Hot 19 year old"

#Romney baptized his dead atheist father in law as a Mormon. Stick that in your Jeremiah Wright pipe, Mittens.

BREAKING: Guy who avoided draft by crapping in pants endorses guy who avoided draft by spending two years in a French castle. #Romney

RT @stanscates: Cory Booker received $565,000 from Bain and Financial Industry: http://t.co/GjVge9Ti Obama2012 #p2 #Obama2012

Loesch, telling Bashir, "foreigner, go back to ur country". Coulter--"Negroes w guns". Bachmann--"tar baby". Ladies & Gents, ur 2012 GOP!

Dear @MittRomney: Today is National Honesty Day. You lose.

MT @kharyp: “Shorter limbaugh apology: I'm truly sorry my advertisers were deserting me like rats off a sinking ship.” #BoycottRush

Dear Church: When you pay taxes to support the society you love to criticize, then your opinion (might) count. Until then, STFU.

RT @JesusWife: No, Mitt, it wasn't a "dumb thing"; it was assault and battery. A hate crime. Which makes you a felon. <> @MittRomney #Coward

Dear Robin: You can come out of the closet now. Love, Batman.

RT @bmangh: The USA should invade the USA and win the hearts and minds of population by building roads, bridges, and putting locals to work.

MT @LOLGOP: Imagine this nightmare: Vice President Palin to comment on Kim Jong-il's death at 1pm <> "We support our allies in West Korea"

RT @AnnCoulter: OBAMA AND BIDEN ARE GETTING MARRIED?????? <> Ann, you are a disgusting, small-minded, bitter little hag.

Dear John McCain: You couldn't possibly diminish the presidency more than by picking a dimwit to be "one heartbeat away".

RT @LOLGOP: If the states are laboratories of democracy, Arizona is a meth lab.