The most disgusting thing EVER.....

(wait for it)........

MARMITE PIZZA.......

(Throws up)

@itomfoolery easy...

1 Mirror
1 sponge
1 bottle of t-cut
A shit load of "the dark force"

Piece of cake

RT @saraespivey: "Can I shit here?" --- Sean Connery trying to make friends at the park but making enemies inshtead.

Haha @gibbsy29 @um7an

@miss_fkn508 I'd just give in. Take pictures of his manhood then ask for a pay rise the next day while using the pics as leverage!

@badgerliciousss haha....

Yeh unfortunately I can't :(

@torrami @ispypanda what about ponytails on a guy?

@miss_fkn508 I so think ur name would sound better other way round....

English is my 2nd language....

Profanity is my first.....

Best advice for women....

"Don't believe everything you think"

I'd like to bitch slap you with a wet fish...

Preferably with a Mackerel coz they stink

Just found out my toaster doesn't like getting touched by wet hands..... It was a shocking experience

@lilpwoppa now that sounds like a bloody good idea!

@noogscorner what the fuck u saying?

@clare_innit I saw porno once where that happened! All I can say is that it's a greatway to have a 3some

@clare_innit well that's your weekend gone down the 'drain'...

@fluffysuse You should complain! What the hell has the world come to? I cannot think of anything better to spend tax payers money on!

@clare_innit maybe because they have tongues?

@missymoomorris I'm not a girl or gay but if I was I would say...

'Wow I love your hair babe it's gorgeous'

But I'm not so I won't say it.

@tweeterread fuck me thats a scary avi..... do you use that face to scare the shit out of men....

@fluffysuse wow ur hair looks alive!!!! That's some SCARY SHIT right there