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Hold your tongue while my hands are around your throat
Never expect anything or you'll miss everything
awake at 6:30am on an off day, please kill me
Midget spider porn with clown makeup.... Make this happen!
I know a thing or two about thing one and thing two
Strapons are the clip on ties of pornos
When you cut your own throat and you don't even know you're bleeding to death, I'll laugh
One day, one day I'll have poutine and apparently my mind will be blown
Sext: I only have a rotary phone :(
Never use Scooby Doo as a character witness. Trust me
160 characters? How am I suppose to deal with that