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Toilets hate thanksgiving the most
God damn spas fucking coworker. Shut the fuck up and worry about that wicked combover brah
People hear snow and boom, accidents galore
Can't wait to rid this horrendous facial atrocity
Shout out to the blood letting of my follower count, das fickle fucks
Lololololol unfollow me you fickle cunts, hardy har har
Dont make the noose too tight, I want to struggle
About to cut an idiot coworker
I report my own tweets because fuck you
Progressive idea: do you want to be progressive?
Solution: kill yourself
When I want to fuel the fire, I look in the mirror. I don't apologize for fuck face's with tramp stamps
Are under 30 gray whiskers sexy, or even a thing for that matter