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Trying to figure out which Jenner will be the first to get pregnant. Kendall, Kylie or Bruce.
Rey Mysterio's 619 became a 187.
Ray J's dick just paid for another Jenner/Kardashian mansion.
I'll take Iron Eagle Chappy over Robot Chappie, any day of the week.
If only I could eat pussy with the same intensity that my cat displays while licking a plastic bag.
From Justin to Kelly, But now it looks like Kelly ate Justin.
Bruce Jenner runs like a girl.
BREAKING NEWS: According to an inside source, Nationwide's first choice was Etan Patz.
🎵If I only had a dick🎵 --Fat guy from the Wizard of Oz.
This is Suge knight's biggest hit in 18yrs since The Notorious B.I.G.
BREAKING NEWS: Bill Cosby hires Bill Belichick to be his lawyer.
BREAKING NEWS: Johnny Manziel traded to the New England Patriots.
*changes name to Johnny "deflated" Football
Relationship status: The TMZ voice over guy gets more pussy than I do.
My New Years resolution.. is to get Taylor Swift to eat.
"Suck my Glock" --Homo thug
Fat, bald and I have a small dick, Emmy winning comedy writer @caspermartinez lets me write with him. https://twitter.com/search?q=from%3Apat_e_rock&src=savs
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