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I hope UPS doesn't deliver the two kids I ordered from the Texas border to the wrong address.. They got chores to do.
3- Carl Lewis
2- Usain Bolt
1- Jason Voorhees
A top 3 list of the Worlds fastest men of all time.
In October, Thor becomes.. Twhor.
And now, for the "screaming" of the national anthem... --Brazilians
BREAKING NEWS: Gisele Bundchen blames Wes Welker for the 7 - 1 loss to Germany.
Thanks to Becky G, I can't stop dancing in the mirror and singing in the shower.
1- Lexington Steele
2- My father's size 12 triple E
3- Hospital waiting room chairs
Things that really hurt my ass.
Something tells me when the goalie from Colombia gets home, he's gonna end up sleeping next to Andres Escobar.
Fat,bald and I have a small dick. Emmy winning comedy writer @caspermartinez still lets me write with him.I RT A LOT which makes me one of twitters most hated!