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BREAKING NEWS: Bill Cosby hires Bill Belichick to be his lawyer.
BREAKING NEWS: Johnny Manziel traded to the New England Patriots.
*changes name to Johnny "deflated" Football
Relationship status: The TMZ voice over guy gets more pussy than I do.
My New Years resolution.. is to get Taylor Swift to eat.
North Korea - 1
USA - 0
"Suck my Glock" --Homo thug
Q: What do fat people smoke to get high?
A: A fast food joint.
There's more gang activity around Khloe Kardashian's pussy than there was at the corners of Florence and Normandie during the 1992 LA riots.
"Fuck you, I don't need to go on a diet.. you need to buy stronger furniture."
If your name is Taz.. I'm under the assumption that you're either a cartoon character or a cat.
<-------- Healthier than Derrick Rose.
Fat, bald and I have a small dick. Emmy winning comedy writer @caspermartinez still lets me write with him. I RT A LOT! http://t.co/pXORQzpr8O