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*cries all throughout Dolphin Tale
*goes to the ocean to swim with the Dolphins
*gets raped by Dolphins
*goes home watches Dolphin tale 2
Another Bruce Jenner interview. When he was a man, couldn't get him to say a word. Now that she's a woman, can't get her to STFU!
BREAKING NEWS: Chris Paul changes nickname from CP3 To CPR.
If you look in the mirror and yell choke 3 times while wearing pajamas.. you'll wake up the next morning wearing a LA Clippers jersey.
<----- Not a Ab Rocket scientist.
BREAKING NEWS: Superbowl MVP Pete Carroll suspended 4 games for, ThatWasTheFuckingDumbestCallEverGate.
I would love to fuck Hannah Davis and the horse she rode in on.
If you look in the mirror and yell "WorldStar!" three times, you'll end up dead (literally) in the middle of the Baltimore riots.
SPOILER ALERT: Bruce Jenner changes his/her name to.. Bruce Jennifer.
I find it amazing, that I don't have to turn the newspaper upside down anymore to see the New York Mets in first place.
Trying to figure out which Jenner will be the first to get pregnant. Kendall, Kylie or Bruce.
Rey Mysterio's 619 became a 187.
Ray J's dick just paid for another Jenner/Kardashian mansion.
Fat, bald and I have a small dick, Emmy winning comedy writer @caspermartinez lets me write with him. https://t.co/jy79dwjiq9
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