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I mean, I read about these people who had a second, secret family all along and think "...I get exhausted watering plants."
My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity.
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Laughter is the best medicine........unless you have Morphine. Then Morphine is the best medicine.
I'm gonna' start telling people I left things "back at the London office" because nobody listens anyways.
Q: How many maroons are too many?
Hey, sorry I can't make it to your thing tonight because my phone is at 30% battery.
Netflix basically has every movie, except for the ones I actually want to watch
The idea of going to the beach is so much better than going to the beach.
I think we've been putting wedding rings on the wrong finger.
Hey are you an angel cause, no hold on... is there a mirror in your... shit wait, did it hurt? Something heaven... Just take your pants off!
There should be an observation deck at Walmart.
a Scorp in PHL, divorced father, all-around nice guy, deep, curious, playful, lover of food/wine, movies/tv, travel/exploring, humor/history/arts/sciences