I always thought funniest element was helium: He He He. #scio12

“@boraz: Did We Evolve To Drink Alcohol? http://t.co/lZCygPTz” yes. Next question.

Farewell note reveals what Borders employees really think of Borders customers. http://t.co/P6bGBfW7

RT @bobchickenshit: RT @sucittam: If you love something, set it free. If it mauls you as soon as it's released, stop loving crazy shit.

The Assassination of Clint Eastwood by the Coward Mitt Romney http://t.co/kkY13C1L

Elyse Keaton? RT @drrubidium Bullshit! WHERE THE HELL IS CLAIR HUXTABLE?! :P -> The 10 Best Sitcom Mothers Of All Time http://t.co/WIe595rE

I gave birth RT @jgold85 RT @edyong209: A sawfish can cut a fish in half with its FACE. What can you do? http://t.co/ysPGIyOi

If God submitted work from the first 6 days of Genesis to Nature, reviewers would demand more data.

Damn! This keeps making me cry! RT @abelpharmboy: The single most moving day in my life as a scientist http://bit.ly/c4NrAX #HeLa

@bam294 @gertyz @threadtangler Turkey test is so old school. New accepted method is Turducken test; lets you add another group to the mix.

Wait, the #rnc cut @rafalcaromney dance? Well why even have a convention if dancing horse is excluded!

It Must Be Measured: #Scio12 #Altmetrics http://t.co/HenYoy8g

I don't publish in journals; I have Banksy render my results on a wall & let the discussion begin. #hipsterscience

My Dad, a European Historian, raved about this post; Must Read! RT @palmd: Fascism and the New Right http://bit.ly/aOZdfF

RT @edyong209: Cool piece on the personal websites of academics, by @zoecorbyn http://bit.ly/drxhdT

The Worst Day of My Life  http://wp.me/p2N5DR-Nw 

Chase your own unicorn with these Unicornicopia shoes  http://pulse.me/s/lkimc 

Women well represented in biomedical studies, but not in leadership. #WESH13

@gertyz @bam294 Add NyQuil.

@kidney_boy Association is clear, but I'll be damned if I can come up with a mechanism.