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Twiiter is like a public restroom. Dirty,vile,but you won't leave until you've read all the graffiti on the wall.
Ah yes Twitter. My morning comics.
I wonder if Captain Kirk went bare back on those alien bitches he fucked?
Whenever I hear someone say "let me be crystal clear" I hear "I am about to make up some crazy fucking shit"
Eat shit until you puke diarrhea Mother Fucker!
#BadFirstDateQuestions Whats your stance on anal,oral?
Imagine the nasty gross things done to your mother in bed........AND SHE LIKED IT!!
Seeing tampon wrappers in the bathroom is like an early warning of a 8.0 earthquake.
#BadFirstDateQuestions So which way do you wipe your ass hun?
I fucked my neighbors dog just to show him I'm not intimidated by the mean fucker!
I wonder if Paris Hilton's pussy is as lazy as her eye?
Just fuckin around. If you don't follow me it's because I'm white! You fuckin racist! I use foul nasty language. You been warned.