Twiiter is like a public restroom. Dirty,vile,but you won't leave until you've read all the graffiti on the wall.

Ah yes Twitter. My morning comics.

Hi @respectfemales How about we come over and gang fuck you like the little bitch you are!

I wonder if Captain Kirk went bare back on those alien bitches he fucked?

Whenever I hear someone say "let me be crystal clear" I hear "I am about to make up some crazy fucking shit"

Eat shit until you puke diarrhea Mother Fucker!

#BadFirstDateQuestions Whats your stance on anal,oral?

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.Damn! I stole @harbingerr bag of fucks and they got out on me! Sorry.

I really don't understand why people read @sick_pics profile and then get pissed at his tweets. Stupid fuckin people!

Imagine the nasty gross things done to your mother in bed........AND SHE LIKED IT!!

@leviathanpride I stared it. Sorry. Didn't mean to piss you off.

Seeing tampon wrappers in the bathroom is like an early warning of a 8.0 earthquake.

#BadFirstDateQuestions So which way do you wipe your ass hun?

I fucked my neighbors dog just to show him I'm not intimidated by the mean fucker!

It's @irespectfemales @realchuckie Tag team fags. Ass fuckin and dick suckin all night long! The rest of us will take care of the women.

I wonder if Paris Hilton's pussy is as lazy as her eye?

Alright kids. I'll be at @harbingerr Licking her genital warts and filling her socks. I'll see you demented people Tomorrow.

#ButWhatHurtsMeTheMost when @harbingerr tattoo's my cock and punches me in the balls. Such a good women.

@harbingerr Oh we love the fuckin shit out of you! I mean. We would love to fuck the shit out of you!

@harbingerr I'm taken 1" fuck" and putting it with a" you".