people are going to know everything about you and you just have to accept it. like the way you kiss people everyone already knows

twitter doesnt care about you that much. if it gives you compliments i would consider its motives suspect.

i am cool.

@kilobees pic.twitter.com/GVBNBQL5

fact: the science word for manboobs is gynecomastia, which means womanboobs. makes u think. how tiny and ignorant is Man

HOW 2 B A BANDIT
WRAP NAPKIN ON A FACE
U R A BANDIT HAVE FUN STEALING

you are a calm and accepting person. you can go for like two whole days without eating. you are just completely full of water.

i am you from the future. how can i prove this to yuo

contemplating some inevitable tragedies because i’m so relaxed out i can deal with that kind of pressure. just stone chilled. just really ch

“some people just can’t handle the internet.”
- freud i Think

What Color Is Your Pair of Shoes?

hint: yellow shoes will make you rich but unlikable. being mature is all about tradeoffs.

pretty big hole in the ground. wonder what its for

kind of wondering why everyone keeps talking about these ballin tats though they’re not a big deal. retweet about how i don’t even care plz.

i need an avatar that’s like this one but with like two rat tails (symmetrical$. paint that right on my