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If this was my first rodeo would I do THIS?! *rams arm right up a cow rectum* Ok. Look, this is my first rodeo. I'm having some regrets.
It's like kids nowadays don't even know how lucky they are that Ernest saved Christmas those many years ago.
Most meteorologists are men. That's why when they say we're going to get 6-8" of snow, we only get 2 or 3.
Worst things the parents do in Home Alone:
3. Never punish Buzz
2. Forget one of their kids
1. Try to make everyone drink milk with pizza
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.
That makes it a plant.
Chocolate is salad.
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