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A neutron walks into bar, but it ends up causing nuclear fission and the entire bar is destroyed by the blast. #antijoke
How do you kill a bro? Poison him with bromide.
"A black sista's big fat ass, is analogous to a camel hump." -My ecology professor
These girls Toms are made out of burlap. It seems society has regressed in terms of fabric usage.
There's a Bear Grylis PS3 game???? Press X to drink urine right?
Guess what? It's my 19th Facebook notification day!
What if when people said "fuck the police" they actually tried to rape a cop?
How do bros die? They contract AIDS from a bro-thel.
One of the first moves towards totalitarian regimes is preventing the people from fighting back. It's a slippery slope.
Really though, the purpose of the 2nd amendment is to allow the people to protect themselves from violence, foreign or domestic.
Can I please have some drink with my ice?