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what word do you think is more offensive "cunt" or "roomie"
My phone corrects "gryffindor" to "GRYFFINDOR" because fuck yeah/you.
"You've got some nerve!" -a joke all neurologists make, probably
i fully intend on sending everyone who is not in love with me to jail
The way girls act in public restrooms disgusts me.
Hell is figuring out other people's showers.
I asked my dad if abortion was legal in all of Canada and he said "It's actually preferred."
My dad just slid a "Young People and AA" pamphlet under my door.
Coldplay is worse than Nickelback because COLDPLAY IS DOING IT ON PURPOSE.
I think some rain got into my coffee so it was nice knowing you guys.
Hi, I'm Paige. I'm eighteen years old and I don't know how to peel a banana.
list your top 10 favourite sandwich artists
why do you people care about your lawns so much they won't protect you from anything everyone should get moats with sharks
i want to cuddle a real live human person right now but i also don't want to be around a real live human person at all
It's okay for you to call people fags on Facebook, but I can't say homophobia is wrong on there? That's horseshit.
Hey Dr. Oz, how 'bout you calm down with that health bullshit?
Squirrels do masturbate. I looked it up.
Today we celebrate the resurrection of Lannisters who committed incest for your sins. Happy Game of Thrones Day everyone!
19. I get postpartum depression after pizza. http://favstar.fm/users/PaaaaigeF