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Well I wasn't going to drink tonight bit my wife insisted. She's alright.
Send a friendly letter to the Moonee Valley council explaining why I shouldn't pay their parking fine and get sent a bigger one #charming
Got a flat tyre outside the Pinnacle and almost didn't come home
That young man needs to cut off his sideburns #aflsaintstigers #montyburns
Here now, come help me get the stuff out of the car
That moment where you text your wife to ask her to bring home beer and her phone goes off in the next room #spontaneousbeerfail