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my nipples feel fine today
buying floaty wings
i was eating babies before it was cool #hipsterdingo
"Why did he get served first?" "CAUSE HES WHITE!!!" ~ Black guy
My Boner's official name has a prefix and suffix.
Even though the stuff with rex ryan is hilarious & weird, lets give him props for having freaky deaky sex with his wife & not a mistress
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