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Hey autocorrect: it's always shit, never shot. I promise.
"I'm very discreet but I will haunt your dreams" hahahahhahHhhhHhh
I wonder how many dudes shoot their dicks off by sticking a gun in their waistbands like on tv.
Be who you are. That's enough. Unless you are an asshole, then hide that shit.
Cracks me up that some people claim gays will ruin marriage when the heteros have been fucking it up for years.
Fred Willard got caught jerking his gherkin. he's 78, y'all. That's impressive on a couple levels
Thank god. Kindergarten Cop is on. And I was worried there wouldn't be anything on tonight.
Why do feminine hygiene commercials exist? So awkward.
Why do famous people always die in hotels? WTF.
Christina Aguilera's breasts need a twitter account. Right now they would tweet about how constricted they are.