I just sat here and played strip poker on my phone for 40mins before I realised how bored I was. #timeiwillnevergetback

Filmmakers, writers. A new way to get your stories told follow @karenbarley because something strange (& film-related) is happening #Gfilm

All this talk about David Bowie & yet no one thinks of his love for animals. :-P  http://bowieandanimals.tumblr.com/  #Bowie #davidbowie

Horror writers, I have a plus one to a free screening of Silent House in London Tombs tonight at (cont) http://t.co/KFS9Nwqd

My friend saw this label in Tescos ... Someone had fun printing that. http://t.co/YkGGMFQp

If you haven't seen this Check it out... Awesome 5 person guitar song http://t.co/V9pL7KsZ

It's very rare but it happens. This guy allegedly steals scripts & puts his name on them Happened to my producer friend http://t.co/InreK0wg

Someone do a timelapse! RT @omgfacts: The average man has 11 erections per day and 9 per night

Here it is lovely people! the Hurst Pre story trailer! http://youtu.be/z78pxhvQVDk Follow @karenbarley now! It's begins Monday pls retweet

This is why we shouldn't be cruel to animals, lovely. "@9swords: Video of a cat and dolphins playing together - http://t.co/ko4XrsM"

http://www.facebook.com/KristiBarnett.Screenwriter If you'd like to make me feel wanted, pls join my facebook page ;) xx

Just had to share this. It's lovely & humbling. David Bowie's response to his first ever fan letter from America. http://tinyurl.com/ycaega3

Watch my video on #twitvid http://twitvid.com/7874C

http://twitpic.com/blpqv - Tweetbeers in londontown. @montimer & @unklerupert. I don't actually exist.

@delaynamichelle Super average? You're so average you're above average?

Any screenwriting "Don'ts" that everyone gets told not to do but then we see them being done all the time?

@delaynamichelle it clearly states Delayna. Sheesh. I'm angry for you. Sheesh. OK I'm done.

I can't stop eating gigantic peppermints. They are lovely but they make me Fart.

I honestly read that as Between Breasts RT @philipbloom: I just liked "Between Beasts on Vimeo:  http://vimeo.com/63090563 

@bunchofsteve sounds like a product for an infomercial. :P