the frontman of the black eyed potatoes is will.i.yam

Procrastination is a dish best served eventually.

vaginas are like charging docks for penises

when is duck face season open? dying to shoot some

I'll never forget the time I almost flunked the 6th grade for calling Huckleberry Finn "Huckleberry Hound" throughout my entire book report

spoiled brats also happen to be rotten sausages

My favorite Eminem song is the one where he sounds really angry.

porcupine penetration

there's still good people out there, our view of them is just being obstructed by a wall of assholes

watch me be real popular on twitter until my pokémon catching career takes off sup haters

you know i really hate when my rude ass dog does an acoustic cover of jamiroquai's virtual insanity while im dropping acid

any human can be a bottle of ketchup if you squeeze them hard enough

god said "let there be light" and there was lasers then he was like lets get some animals up in dis club and they all danced to daft punk

plugged this rat's tail into an electric outlet but he died and never evolved into pikachu. was i supposed to do this in japan or something

its no coincidence dad rhymes with sad and bad and fuckin-piece-of-shit-abandoned-me-and-never-bought-me-a-pony mad

My parents always told me I was created in God's image.


God must have some real nice tits.

tell me who you hate and I'll send out my demonic koala to slash their car tires

chupacabra erotica

where are the human-shaped chicken nuggets for dinosaurs

so Bruce Wayne should become the next pope then he can rename it BATICAN CITY HAHAHAHA...HA ok ill stop