@Pandabeara's (Amanda Keener) most faved Tweets...
Just now I felt like God wanted me to talk to that woman on the street about His love, grace and why He created the bra.
7
I couldn't find mine so I used my husband's deodorant. I feel the need to shoot something, eat meat & watch men in tights run a ball around.
7
I dropped a goldfish cracker on the floor instead of throwing it in the trash I threw it in the toilet.
It seemed like the right thing to do
It seemed like the right thing to do
6
Dear Zombies,
The assault rifle is my friend, it cuts your ass down.
Much love,
PandaBeara
PS - I like it when your head explodes
The assault rifle is my friend, it cuts your ass down.
Much love,
PandaBeara
PS - I like it when your head explodes
5
According to Twitter there is something going on with a toilet bowl today and it's going to be super.
4
Due to the economy, Santa can't spare the coal for naughty kids this year. Instead he will fill their stockings with Creed & Nickelback CDs.
4
Me: Sorry, guess it's a weird preggy thing.
Hub: You're a wierd preggy thing
Me: Your face me made this way!
Hub: No... it was my penis...
Hub: You're a wierd preggy thing
Me: Your face me made this way!
Hub: No... it was my penis...
4
I will pay a generous reward to whoever finds and slays that cricket in the livingroom.
Bring a sword, I think he's part dragon.
Bring a sword, I think he's part dragon.
4
Those little nails were all like "I'm scratchy!" & I was like "I drugged your master with milk" & they were like "snap" & I was like "clip!"
3
Before I do anymore, let's get this over with: Bitch, bitch, bitch, fuss, complain, think about throwing coworker out window, bitch & done.
3
I don't think there is anything that makes me happier than the feeling of my son kicking my innards around. :)
3
Today I start a diet.
::parents offer pizza and beer for dinner::
Tomorrow! Tomorrow I start a diet.
::parents offer pizza and beer for dinner::
Tomorrow! Tomorrow I start a diet.
2
Husband: I'm just hardcore like that.
Baby: ::laughs::
Me: Now son, it's not nice to make fun of your father.
Baby: ::laughs::
Baby: ::laughs::
Me: Now son, it's not nice to make fun of your father.
Baby: ::laughs::
2
My husband just pulled a pillow over his face. Either he's trying to tell me to go to bed or he's smothering himself. I'll find out tomorrow
2
"Sir, The radar has been jammed."
"Jammed!? ::tastes:: Raspberry! Only one man uses raspberry. Lonestar..."
"Jammed!? ::tastes:: Raspberry! Only one man uses raspberry. Lonestar..."
2
Shoot, my baby announcements will be here tomorrow. :) Very please with PhotoAffections.com - They shipped the same day I approved the proof
2
Tip: To have your favorites shown faster, follow @favstar