@satellitehigh: That is from TimeCube, not (originally) from George Carlin. I don't know if he's used it, though.

It's coming for us all! RT: @deathstarpr: Don't be alarmed. We're sure it's "just a cloud", not a real AT-AT. Probably. pic.twitter.com/IZK8ZH2w

@kewangji/@meridianfey: I sometimes make tea for absent friends. Then I sit and drink tea with their ghosts.

@1homegrownsoul: They are really walking history, those beautiful creatures. <3

"I will weave for you a wreath / of evergreen ivy / and grey Cat5 cables..." #randompaoetryquotes #suddenwords

Have you ever pondered how many layers a person has? To get to the good parts you have to first remove the vest, shirt, skin...

I am in despair! Hikaru no Go has made me question my life choices and driven me to despair!

Glöm inte att vara artig och att be om ursäkt om du nästan går in i ett barn eller liknande. Barn förtjänar samma respekt.

@f3man0n: Å's a real Swedish letter which makes "Stargåte" sound a bit like "star goat". It's a longstanding joke between me and @frankentan

Just a reminder: Books. Books are amazing and wonderful and absolutely magical. Go read a book. Made of paper and ink. They are great.

Oh, context! RT: "@josephstash: Amazing screengrab by @sameyes of horsemeat story on BBC website: pic.twitter.com/TeHskJnt (via @katie_khan)"

"Varför är du handikappad? Skulle det inte vara bättre om du var frisk istället? Varför är du inte det?"

Game idea: You are a song, stuck in someone's mind, and you must spread to other minds or die when that person goes to sleep and forget.

@frankentan/@sargoth: People! Mankind is made of people! :(

Oh, twitter-feed! @sargoth writes: *rides the Horse into the setting sun*" and the tweet afterwards; "@horse_ebooks: Hot New Business" <3

@sargoth: "smh" will forever be "sea monster hunting" for me. I am conditioned by #puzzlepirates.

Always more hugs, forever! “@sargoth: Hugs are a renewable resource. Remember that, and remind people that there are always more available.”

"I always approve of Kittens and eternal damnation!" #thingspaoswrite

@alexiskennedy Ooooh. I'm sure the Bazaar would take deliciously good care of him. But for now he's safe with me. *grins*

@alexiskennedy Thank you. If he's not very useful I might take him to the Carnival and have him sold into rubbery lumps... ;)