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Look, I know walking out of the bathroom with my laptop might look suspicious to you, but I promise I was only masturbating
i may not express it enough, articulately enough, but i want you to know that feel so much for all of you. you deserve so much.
Remember to brush your teeth with cocaine to give them that extra Charlie Sheen
Let he who is without procrastination cast the first stone and I'll make sure to get around to casting the second one some other time
new television offers the whitest whites you've ever seen, comes with a video of people discussing the merits of urban gentrification
he managed to shoot four victims a penetrating glance before eventually turning the gaze on himself
The way this woman compulsively pulls out her eyelashes and clutches her wrists fills me with a strange recalcitrant lust
strange fragments of feeling & memory. hands in a toybox. hiding under couch cushions. jumping from the diving board. pulling up damp socks.
shall we be depressive today or just affably indifferent? perhaps even affectatiously silly? need to know what guise to wear in advance.
Four in the morning? Strange apartment? Everyone's asleep? Sounds like a great time for a panic attack.
The fact that we find the rhythmic pendulation of the human body so seductive leads me to think that humans, at one point, had mating dances
Touch your phone's screen to your ear for a moment, then look at it and tell me the human body isn't fucking disgusting
I changed my avatar. Change your perceptions of everything I say accordingly.
It merely occurred to him that if he should drown it would be a shame.
