RIPPED OFF BY ANIMAL SHELTER. WAS SOLD "HEALTHY" ANIMORPH. LOTS OF DISEASE, VERY HOSTILE. HUMAN FORM IS A BULLY

ows protesters discover nypd aren’t self aware, begin setting up mirrors to confuse them

here at THE SUFFERING WARD we take life very seriously. we will do everything we can to ensure that your PAINFUL EXISTENCE continues.

TEMPORARY AMALGAMATION OF ATOMS MAKING A TWEET HERE, QUICK QUESTION *looks around and shrugs* WHAT THE FUCK??

uhhhh doc are u sure that this gas mask will protect me from ~THE ABSURD???~ *platypus in a lab coat breaks a sweat*

beebee brings a lady back to his apartment. "im on the butt lol" he tweets

tony hawk exploiting an infinite grind loop at x games. maxes out his score but keeps grinding. tony please stop cut it out come down from t

i'm afraid you have this *doc flips dsm to page titled 'retard idiot'*

noam chomsky holding two different boxes of condoms looking confused

u open up ur christmas present. its an empty box. u look up. grandpa is a skeleton. u wake up. grandpas ok and so are ur presents. ur white

"endless forms most beautiful and most wonderful" - darwin commenting on his subscription to playboy magazine

remember the 10's?! remember dark knight rises? how about occupy wall street? when obama launched the nukes? remember the rise of hitler 2?

DAMN GIRL U A CROW? U A BIG BLACK BIRD SCAVENGING ALL UP IN MY TRASH CAN? HOT DAMN. SEXY BIRD.

verified as the REAL george zimmerman!! i REALLY shot that unarmed nigger!! donations PLEASE. AMERICA!!!!!! God BLesS!!!!!!! U S A

200 FT INTO THIS FRUIT ROLL UP... NO END IN SIGHT. WHY DID I WASTE ALL 3 WISHES ON THIS. HELP.

next batman villain to be the united states. batman detained without due process. lotsa torture. batman beg for death. death never comes...

*uses the phrase 'higher meaning' without a hint of irony" haha life's sure great!! live it to the fullest!!! gods gift gods gift gods gift

tried to use reiki to burp my baby but he used reiki to block my attempts? is he more powerful than me? tips?

man whats the DEAL with insects??? skeletons on the OUTside?? antennae?? compound eye??? does NOT laugh when tickled. fucked up

*stares into void* im a GOOD person and im NOT an idiot im a GOOD person and im NOT an idiot im a GOOD person and im NOT an idiot im a GOOD