And now, a haiku about banshees

Nope nope nope nope nope
Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope
Nope nope nope nope fuck

Went outside. Got hit by a bee. Take this as a lesson. Never go outside. There's nothing, but drunk bees out there.

"Saying you're asexual is the new 'I have a headache' excuse."  http://yfrog.com/odlk9mfj 

"Text Post: Saying criminals are misunderstood is wrong!" "Text Post: Loki is my baby YOU JUST DON'T GET HIM OKAY"

I slap you. Slap.

Roughly 75% of the games I’ve played this past year involved @thevoiceofgid. His voice, it’s haunting me. In a good way. I think.

Remember kids, ice cream and video games help you get over a sickness quicker. It’s written on the Internet so it must be true.

Say yes to the dress. Say it. "no." The dress weeps. The dress vows to never trust another bride ever again.

So, we'll be able to download Chrome or Firefox using IE on the Xbox, right? Cause that's all IE is good for.

Sean Bean is a walking spoiler.

@bropei One more? Okay, one more. http://t.co/G0Gl27oM

I want to see Christian Bale and Robert Downy Jr. get into a “I’m Batman”/”I am Iron Man” back and forth bickering match for at least hours.

EA press conference predictions? It'll end with a dirty feeling and a shaky hand held out with all my money in it. #E3

Not to ruin the drama and intensity, but...yo, he brought a knife to a gun fight and WON. #WalkingDead

Day 2: His mom is such a dumbass, thinking he still likes Mac 'N Cheese. He's fourteen! God, Mom! #followateen

I've never been happier than the moment @tomlenk showed up on #TheGuild. AWESOME cameo.

Boxing glove pendant because noooooo, I'm not obsessed. :|  http://yfrog.com/od3sohxcj 

BabbyJay and her daddy.  http://yfrog.com/moxa1lnj   http://yfrog.com/oe8o3danj 

@personatexts @shingerale Made especially for you two.  http://yfrog.com/oea7vxoj 

I got Shinji'd. :(

I wish all rapists would evaporate. If this offends you, you can go ahead and evaporate, too.