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Eat. Pray. Twerk.
Actually Jesus was gay and saw some cute guys and was like "nail me ;)" but the Romans misinterpreted his flirtatious nature
So fashionably late that you never arrive
my sweet words
r not 4 u
Deep throat for charity
why would this guy send me such strong vibes and then do nothing with them. be a man and fuck me.
Name your daughter Mimosa
A cig in one hand and a dick in the other
Microwave my feelings
How dare u not fuck me
Food Network chefs thinks I care abt their family stories, like no stfu about ur grandma & show me how finish the chicken marsala meatballs
tickle her pussy with a pair of chopsticks
do i cry
do i cum
Mom, I don't know how to tell you this but...you're gay
star spangled pussy
someone pls vogue at my funeral