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Eat. Pray. Twerk.
my sweet words
r not 4 u
Actually Jesus was gay and saw some cute guys and was like "nail me ;)" but the Romans misinterpreted his flirtatious nature
So fashionably late that you never arrive
Deep throat for charity
why would this guy send me such strong vibes and then do nothing with them. be a man and fuck me.
Name your daughter Mimosa
A cig in one hand and a dick in the other
Microwave my feelings
How dare u not fuck me
Food Network chefs thinks I care abt their family stories, like no stfu about ur grandma & show me how finish the chicken marsala meatballs
tickle her pussy with a pair of chopsticks
do i cry
do i cum
Mom, I don't know how to tell you this but...you're gay
A hardcore dyke with Christian values http://www.instagram.com/parishiltin
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